Monday, November 30, 2009

What boils my blood

WEWS

Last Night, I was about to watch AFV...but instead, WEWS decides to play something else! It wasn't in the TV Guide, It wasn't anywhere, but WEWS is one station that I can't stand!

Now I'll have to go to abc.com or somewhere else to see the episode of AFV because they would rather play local news since that's more important than someone falling on their butts!

This ABC Affiliate seems to be non-existant.

My 100th Post

I haven't been on here much this month, but I have been depressed. I still feel like I'm not part of my family and such and to end the decade of hell comes the year of hell!

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Pleghm Fatale




This song too, came from "The Critic"

Smoke in the Bathroom,
Smoke after school.
Don't listen to your parents,
'cause smoking's really cool...ooh!

Bloat Beer




This is from "The Critic"

Bloat Beer for Breakfast,
Bloat Beer for Lunch,
Bloat Beer while you're driving,
It really packs a punch! Ooh!

No More Browns!



Looks like Clevelanders want answers rather than excuses.

Since 1999, The Cleveland 'Browns' only had 2 winning seasons...actually 1 since they didn't make the playoffs that year.

Here's their record since 1999....

1999-2-14
2000-3-13
2001-7-9
2002-9-8
2003-5-11
2004-4-12
2005-6-10
2006-4-12
2007-10-6
2008-4-12
2009-1-8
Stats:55-151

Yeah, this 'Browns' Franchise is down the Super Bowl! And I don't mean the one where people celebrate the best teams....

Monday, November 2, 2009

What boils my blood

Eating more when I'm full!

It seems that when you have an Italian family (part or full) their motto is Mange! Which means 'eat'.

This happens more than once, my old man insists that I eat more after I ate. Everyone wants me to eat. It looks like they want to fatten me up so they can eat me!

My 5 Worst B-Days.

A day where you should be a King...I get treated like a Pawn.

Here's the Worst-5 Birthdays ever....

5) 2004. Not worst per se, but since the scenario was that I was in school and I dropped a class is NOT a way to spend a Birthday.

4) 2006. Same here, but what could I say? That year sucked anyhow!

3) 1997. Didn't do much. I really don't have much Birthday Memories.

2) 1993. Spent time in Detention...that's no way to celebrate a B-Day!

1) 2009. I had to work and I had to get cigarettes for my father. I really hate that...and on my Birthday too!

Saturday, October 31, 2009

Jackson vs. Patmon

This is the mayoral election in my city and guess who will win....



Frank Jackson!

He really has no contest and who the hell is Patmon so...Jackson already won!

Ohio Election Issues (Part III)

This is the last one and these two compete against each other. Here's what they are....

Issue 5

Both these issues want to have a reformed government and have things like they should and not someone to stand guard. Here's what I have to say....

NO!

Unless if we and the government should be unemployed...vote YES!

Issue 6

This issue balances the government by having just more than one party in the County. Good, because Democrats may be for the poor...but they take advantage of the poor. What's worse...taking the poor for granted or taking advantage of them? This is why I say...

YES!

I might say NO to both since politics suck anyhow. Hey Obama...where the fuck is my change?!

Ohio Election Issues (Part II)

The next two issues that Ohio has are about Casinos and Tri-C....

Issue 3

This is about Casinos. This issue revolves around casinos and other states want to try and annex Ohio for their states. (Cleveland, part of Pennsylvania)? 34K jobs, 34K more for police, fire, and hospitals (since they say that Casinos would cause this chaos) and here's what I have to say...

YES!

I voted YES twice and it didn't pass, but this time...it will. If not...I'm moving to the Sun Belt.

Issue 4

This is for Tri-C and since I went to school there...and probably by next year...I will say one thing....

YES!

It's my Alma Mater...that's why.

Friday, October 30, 2009

Ohio Election Issues (Part I)

This year, I will be voting like almost every year. I won't be voting on 2011 since there's no mayors, presidents, or governors. But here are the issues and why I'll vote for or against them....

Issue 1

This issue is for Ohio Veterans who fought in many wars from WWII to Iraq and Afghanistan. These vets are citizens and here's what I have to say....

YES!

These people are fighters and they need respect.

Issue 2

This issue is for Ohio Farms and many of them are in shambles. Here's what I have to say....

YES!

Free-range has a much better taste than a windowless barn. And many people die from the preservatives in the food than in the food itself.

Should I go back to College or not?

Since my job's a joke, I'm broke, and my love life's beyond salvageable...I ask...should I go back to Tri-C or transfer to CSU?

I am a Scrub

The TLC song that became a hit song 10 years ago goes like this....

A scrub is a guy that thinks he's fly and is
also known as a buster
always talkin' about what he wants
and just sits on his broke ass

so (no)
I don't want your number
no I don't wanna give you mine
and no I don't wanna meet you nowhere
no I don't want none of your time and no
Chorus:
I don't want no scrub
a scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me
hanging out the passenger side
of his best friend's ride
trying to holler at me
I don't want no scrub
a scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me
hanging out the passenger side
of his best friend's ride
trying to holler at me
But a scrub's checkin' me
but his game is kinda weak
and i know that he cannot approach me
cuz I'm lookin' like class and he's looking like trash
can't get wit' a deadbeat
ass
So (no)
I don't want your number
no I don't wanna give you mine
and no I don't wanna meet you nowhere
no I don't want none of your time (so no)
Chorus
If you don't have a car and you're walking
Oh yes son I'm talking to you
If you live at home wit' your momma
Oh yes son I'm talking to you
If you have a shorty but you don't show love
Oh yes son I'm talking to you
Wanna get with me with no money
oh no I don't want no scrub

No scrub
No scrub
No No
No scrub
No no no no
No no
Chorus (until fade)

The words in bold are what I am....

I have no car...I have to ride the bus like everyone else,
I live with my parents, I try to look good but I'm just white trash,
So yes I'm a scrub. :(

Thursday, October 29, 2009

What boils my blood

One-Party Elections.

Next Tuesday is Election Day and the two runners for mayor are...Democrat.

What the hell is this, a Communist City? We might as well get rid of every Republican or Third Party runner so we can just have Democrat-only in our city.

God Bless America!

goatse.cx

The name seems like 'goat sex' and the opening is some ugly naked guy streching his own butt and I ask...why?

That really seems to hurt and why would you want to show your anus? Are you going to poop or something? No one wants to see that!

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Double-Feature for Halloween (Ages 13+)

Once my children get older, the films that they will be watching on Halloween Weekend will be for the older flavor.

There will still be the finger sandwiches, popcorn, and chocolate, but Willy Wonka will be seen at a later time. Instead I will show the haunting directions of Dan Aykroyd called "Nothing but Trouble"....

I will show the movie at 7 p.m. (9 p.m. when they become 18) and at 8:30 p.m. they will get to see the cult films of cult films..."Rocky Horror Picture Show"!...

I may even do this on Halloween since they may feel Trick-or-Treating is for kids...but you really can't outgrow a movie!

Double-Feature for Halloween (Ages 0-13)

If I ever have children, or even if my siblings have children, I will have a night on Halloween Weekend where I will show them a Double-Feature Film. And since candy is a thing for Halloween, why not...A Willy Wonka Double Feature?

I'll make finger sandwiches (egg, chicken, ham, and tuna), popcorn, and mini-candies (mostly chocolate). At 5 p.m., they will be watching "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory"....

At...probably around 7ish, I'll put in the other Willy Wonka flick that I think is better, and that's "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory"....

Now this will be a tradition for my children...until they become 13....

Monday, October 26, 2009

KKK and Nazis

The Ku Klux Klan was formed in 1865 as being a Supremacist WASP Organization. THeir targets were Blacks, Carpetbaggers, and Yankees. They would last until 1870, but the second wave would come in 1915 with "Birth of a Nation".

Ironically, when the Klan was big in the 20's, a Supremacist Organization called The National Socialist Party came to form. This party would even have their own nation, unlike KKK which only had Indiana.

Now we have American Nazis who are part of the Neo-Nazis and like the KKK...they hate.

Wendy's

I think Wendy's is the best fast-food burger joint in the nation. Unlike McDonalds they give you a fresh refrigerated pack of beef. And unlike Burger King they don't nuke their burgers.

Don't get me wrong, but McDonalds is 2nd in my opinion since they serve some good things.

I just don't like Burger King. Sure, they're flame-broiled, but I always get that aftertaste and their mascot is too damn creepy.

Sunday, October 25, 2009

Celebrity Jeopardy

These SNL skits are probably the best skits on SNL. I would just watch them forever if I could.

They were aired between 1996 and 2002. There would be two more in 2005 and 2009 when Will Ferrel would host SNL, since he played Alex Trebek.

It was originated by Norm MacDonald who would impersonate Burt Reynolds (and apparently he changed his name to Turd Furgeson). But it was Darryl Hammond's impersonation of Sean Connery that would steal the show. (Even though in the 2nd and 3rd sketches, Hammond was Donahue and Travolta, respectfully).

I hope one day, when I have a late-night show, I would do something similar to that sketch.

Autumn

I like fall weather. So you won't be able to swim nor skate on the lake, but you get to see the foliage of the leaves and walk on them or even jump into a pile of leaves.

I may be an autumn person since I like this season as much as I do summer, but then again maybe not.

Halloween

Why do we celebrate Halloween?

Sure, it may be fun when your a kid, but unlike Christmas you can actually outgrow this holiday. Well, some people outgrew Mickey Mouse cartoons...like me, but can't seem to outgrow Donald Duck cartoons (Maybe because DD's cartoons use slapstick like Tom and Jerry, but unlike Tom and Jerry, Donald Duck's like Tom and he faces more than one Jerry, even 2000 Jerries)!

When I was a child, Halloween was the only time that I could eat candy and we would Trick-or-Treat. Now I would just watch my two favorite Halloween movies "Nothing But Trouble" and "Rocky Horror". Because if I'm not at a party, I would be tricking and since I don't trick, why bother getting the treats?

What boils my blood

Toilet paper out by the back.

I like it when the toilet paper is up front because I can get to it easily, I feel that it's annoying when it's by the back. Why do people do that?

I'm a Guinea Pig Person

There are people who are dog people, they love their dogs. I like my dog...but sometimes he could get to me.

There are people who are cat people, they love their cats. I like my cat...but since I'm housitting for my grandma's, I just can't stand grandma's cat!

I am a guinea pig person. I love my guinea pigs, sometimes they would be feisty, but I love them anyhow.

Thursday, October 22, 2009

Black Sheep

In every family, there a black sheep.

Sometimes he's a trouble maker, but sometimes he's the different one. I am the latter since I have autism, live at home, don't have a car, etc.

It sucks being the black sheep.

Monopoly at McDonalds

This month comes the Monopoly at McDonald's games. I enjoy playing these games...but it seems so difficult to win.

I play this game every year and it seems so hard to play this game.

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

The Harpsichord

In the 20th Century, there was a revival of the harpsichord. How did this happen? We'll never know, but I can tell you a few songs that have the harpsichord....

Beatles-"Fixing a Hole", "Piggies"
Beach Boys-"When I Grow Up To Be A Man", "You Still Believe In Me", "I Just Wasn't Made for these times", "Caroline, No"
Four Tops-"Bernadette"
Smoky Robinson-"Tears of a Clown"
Supremes-"Love is Here and Now you're gone"
Donovan-"Sunshine Superman", "Bert's Blues"
Simon and Garfunkle-"Scarborough Fair"
Bee Gees-"Turn of the Century"
Linda Ronstadt-"Different Drum"
Jimi Hendrix-"Burning of the Midnight Lamp"
Procol Harum-"In Held 'Twas In I:Look to your Soul"
Moody Blues-"Cities"
Elton John-"I need you to turn to", "Skyline Pigeon"

I can go on forever with this....

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Things I don't like

Political Correctness.

Now there is some things that are intolerable, such as the Ku Klux Klan and Nazism, but leave everyone alone?! Bullshit!

We're supposed to live like a Utopian Society and live in harmony with no God since God corrupts us.

This is America and Being PC is the thing, you can't call an African-American 'black' or something...because that's wrong! You can't use 'negro' because it sounds like...yeah.

Has Political Correctness fucked with our lives?

Christopher Columbus...Legend or Meanie?

Nowadays, Columbus Day is considered Columbus Day. And now the Liberals are telling our children that Columbus is a meanie who killed the Indians.

This is wrong! If Columbus did kill the Indians...it was by accident because they never knew the diseases that Columbus had, nor many of the people who were with Columbus. Smallpox was a plauge that no one knew about and today, the Liberals are teaching our children hate!

I don't believe this!

Sunday, October 11, 2009

Garfield...Minus Garfield

We all like or love Garfield, but what's this...? Where's Garfield?!

Garfield isn't there! The comic was made by an Irish guy named Dan Walsh. It seems that many of these strips would become popular since it shows how Jon Arbuckle would be without Garfield. As a lonely suburban man who's very depressed.

Almost like me....

Saturday, October 10, 2009

Columbus Day or Discoverers Day?

Lately, in Cleveland, many people have been calling Columbus Day Discoverers Day since Columbus didn't discover America.

Wrong! Columbus discovered what would soon be America and found out that it was inhabited with Natives. Also, this would be the beginning of the race toward America.

What boils my blood

My parents 'borrowing' money from me.

Children borrow money from their parents, but since times are hard...it's the opposite. My parents have been borrowing money from me this year, making this the worst year ever!

I have a job, but it doesn't pay well. I might as well throw my checks away since they're worthless. They owe me $3500 and I'll see that money when Cleveland wins a Championship.

And if they ask again...I'm just going to say..."Here, take all my money! Take it all! You'll be asking for more and never pay me back again!"

God is not there!

I pray to God to get me out of this mess, but it seems that he's not listening to me.

Well fine! I've decided to leave God...forever! There is no God, for he has died!

My future is dull, I'll never leave my parents house, I'll never get my money back, I'll never get a better job, and I'll never have a girl! God hates me...so I hate him!

5 Worst Years I've ever had....

I could make it 10, I could add 2004, 1998, and 1992 because My mom left, nothing happened, and my grandma died, respectfully...

But here's who made it....

(5)2002-This could be off the list...and soon if 2010 is bad. But this made me want to boycott children since the 2nd Quarter I had four kids who come to my church stay for two months...the youngest stayed one month longer. I felt like Bender in "I Second That Emotion".

(4)2006-I said goodbye to most things. Love, dead end job, and happiness. Yes, most of that year was nothing but sadness and I was only happy when something good happened...and that was the year where my neighbors across the street moved in.

(3)1997-Or as I call it...POOP! Because in the Celebrity Jeopardy Sketch from SNL, Alex Trebek asked the contestants to write the year and the release date of this sketch is 1997. Donahue was diarreha of the pen, Burt Reynolds didn't write anything, and Marlon Brando wrote...'POOP'. And my year was that...one speed on the VCR, a summer that had nothing, and I was going to be Home Schooled.

(2)2007-Death, Break-up, and unemployment lurks in what I call Hell...which is 2007. I had the blues and wound-up in the Hospital, My grandfather died, and the bitch who was to be my brother's bride decided to leave him...while being a fiance! What?! You can't do that! What made it get out of the worst is...I was in a play by my ex-cousin and December was a light at the end of the tunnel...but not really.

Now the Worst Year Ever Goes To...

(1)2009!-A year that was good as dead before it started. Where tightening the belt was not enough, where you get a Drivers License...and have no car, a job...but losing money even when living with your parents, and getting taken advantage by everyone. Even God has turned behind me and my future is dark!

2009...the worst year ever!

Thursday, October 8, 2009

I can't seem to pray

Right now, I'm in a position in my life where it's hard for me to pray.

I feel that God has put me down and he isn't there. I feel that God has cursed me rather than Bless me and I have no strength to pray.

Just as the words of Jesus "My God, My God, why have you forsaken me"?

Banned Book

Many books are banned throughout the world. Some wern't meant maliciously, others were.

Why a book is banned or challenged....

Sex-The Joy of Sex was challenged because of (what else)? Sex!

Violence-I know why the Caged Bird Sings is one of them.

Language-The Catcher in the Rye and if this was ever a movie...it would be Rated R!

Blasphemy-The Satanic Verses is one of those books.

Prejudice-Gone With The Wind has been challenged many times, and if you see the movie...just watch the scene where Scarlett yells at Prissy.

Nudity-In the Night Kitchen has been challenged because you see Mickey's (gasp)! Ding-a-Ling! (Why can't you just use a fig leaf)?

And the Bible has probably all the above (Never boil a young sheep in its mother's milk? I think that's why Jews don't eat cheeseburgers)!

Monday, October 5, 2009

What boils my blood

Today's blood boil is...Cleveland!

Why did Cleveland have to exist? Our weather sucks, our economy sucks, and our sports teams suck. I would (insert an Angry Video Game Nerd quote here) than watch a Browns Game!

And what's worse...I can't move! I have family here and I can't drive! Now you know why I call myself Cleveland!

Thursday, October 1, 2009

What boils my blood

Here's another thing that boils my blood...the phone rings while you're in the bathroom!

Whether you're taking a shower or shit, the damn phone has to ring. When I have a cell phone, sometimes the phone rings and I have to answer it because they're always important calls!

It's bad enough being Cinderella in life, but I can't even take a shit without someone calling me!

Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Why I'm MrCleveland

Because I feel like the city. No hope, no wins, nothing.

It seems that Cleveland always gets the short end of the stick and I do too. I feel that I have to do everything...and get nothing. It seems that there's always a cloud on top of my head and every time I think I'm winning...I lose.

The chances of me getting a girl, driving a car, and moving out of my parents house is the same as Cleveland winning a Championship!

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Chick Publications

Now I like these Tracts, some I enjoy, but some I disagree on. I disagree on the slandering of Catholicisim because they ARE Christians, but not every Catholic will be in Abraham's bosom until Judgement Day (Maybe that's why they are confused with Purgatory) and I also disagree on saying "The King James Version is the only bible to read"!

But the tracts are still enjoyable, like this one....


What I like the most is seeing the unbelievers go to hell...I'm just sadistic that way!

Welcome to Cleveland...NOT!

It seems that Cleveland is the Mistake-on-the-Lake. It leads in everything negative. The sports teams can't win a Championship, everyone here is miserable, poverty strikes are around, and there's no light at the end of the tunnel because...there is no sunshine!

What kind of city is this? I'll tell you what kind...a dead city! Nothing good has happened to Cleveland in 45 years and in the year 2100...there will be no Cleveland!

Sunday, September 27, 2009

Angry Video Game Nerd

He's gonna take you back to the past,
To play some shitty games that suck ass.
He'd rather have a buffalo take a diarreha dump in his ear.
He'd rather eat the rotten asshole of a roadkill skunk and down it with beer.
He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard,
He's the angry Nintendo Nerd.
He's the angry atari/sega Nerd.
He's the angry video game nerd!

The Angry Video Game Nerd has started in 2004 as a gimmick and now he's a sensation, even having a rivalry with the Nostalgia Critic. There are many good games...but then one day, there's a bad game that comes around. Not only does the Nerd play bad games, but also consoles that no one knew existed!

How's that for a nerd?

Nostalgia Critic

Hello, he's the Nostalgia Critic, he remembers it so we don't have to!

I just love his reviews and it seems very good. Like the ones for "Willy Wonka", "Blank Check", and "Space Jam" to name a few!

Now I haven't seen all the Nostalgia Critic Videos, but when he and The Angry Video Game Nerd had a competition...that...was...EPIC!!!

So this means...I have to have one for the Angry Video Game Nerd!

Bad Disney? Part 3

I've finally have done it! I've made a page mentioning Donald Duck going wild! And when I mean wild, I mean nude!

Now Donald Duck is a prime example of Barnyard Nudity, such as in "Tea for 200"...




"Hook, Line, and Sinker" (Looks like Donald is going to kick my ass in this pic)!...


And "Bellboy Donald" to name a few....

Donald Duck...have you no shame?! Maybe I should say that about Disney, his first nude scene was "On Ice" when Goofy hit Donald Duck on the head thinking he was a fish.

Saturday, September 26, 2009

Another Lonely Saturday Night

I wish I could drive a car by myself.
I wish I could see someone.
I wish I could do something but stay at home.

But that's my saturday as well as my summer. No light at the end of the tunnel, what can a poor boy do?

What Boils My Blood

Here's what boils my blood...being last...in my family!

I'm the oldest, but my younger brother left home before me. My sister got married and I can't even find a girl! What do they have that I don't? It seems that they're running and I'm crawling. And even though I'm the first born...I might as well be the youngest since I still don't have the things I yearn for.

I'm not a man

I'm 26 years old, going on 27.
I'm supposed to be driving.
I'm supposed to be in a relationship.
I'm supposed to be living on my own.
I'm supposed to have a better job.
But...life has pushed me too far behind.
I'll never get a car.
I'll never have a girlfriend.
I'll never live with myself.
I'll never have a better job.
26 years and my life is still...in a standstill.
I'm not a man...I'm a boy.

Things I don't like....

This is part 2 and it is...

Being Single.

I would like to get into a relationship, and I'm 26 years old and my life is still in a standstill. I might as well be single because the only person that will be going out with me is myself or my invisible girlfriend.

And I'll be in a relationship when Cleveland wins a Championship. :(

Friday, September 25, 2009

Bad Disney? Part 2

Today we see "The Lion King". No Nazism can be seen on 'Be Prepared' and some scenes may scare children. (This should be a PG Rated Movie), but what the hell is this?!...


SEX?! How did SEX get on here?!...But this isn't SEX...It's SFX, it just looks like SEX because of the lower part of the 'F' and SFX is used for many cartoons. Next up...Aladdin!

2010

2010 is the start of the new decade. Well, I'm hoping for better since 2000's was a shit stain decade for me.

Don't get me wrong but...2000 and 2001 started well, it was just the other years that sucked ass!

And maybe the reality genre will die too!

Cleveland Browns 2009

Do I expect anything?...No. Not after being 0-2.

It seems that Eric Mangini will be having the Browns practice throughout this season. We play Baltimore and we'll be 0-3 so that means...no playoffs!

This is why Cleveland is the city of next year...because we always say "There's always next year"!>:(

Now...I must take the Browns to the Super Bowl!

Cleveland Indians 2010

Next Year, the Cleveland Indians will be having a new manager. Thank God....

The past two years...The Cleveland Indians lost many key players and all that, but what made me not want to see them is...this year!

This year, the Cleveland Indians will finish in 5th Place. They belong there, Eric Wedge must go, we don't need this from 'The City of Chumps'!

Fall

Fall has come. And I hope for the better.

This Summer was the worst Summer ever and 2009 is going down the same path. Fall hasn't started and it felt like Summer. I don't even think I had my spring jacket on, talk about fall coming late.

For a Summer that was an autumn...autumn might feel like spring.

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Vouge Covers

For some reason...I like the old Vouge Covers from the 1910's and 1920's.

I think it's because my mom had some in her house before I was born, but if I could find the book where these covers came from...that would be great!

I like the ones from George Wolfe Plank the most....



Helen Dryden would be next....

Things I don't like....

There's a website that I don't like...encyclopedia dramatica.

From naked pics of cartoon characters to the racial slurs, this site is shock! How did it begin?...

I was going on a site that I thought would be funny and it was encyclopediadramatica.com and what did I see? A naked woman! Then I go to a page about Donald Duck and they gave Donald Duck a penis whenever he was naked! Look, Donald Duck has been seen naked (And I promise to make a page ASAP), but this was sooooo wrong!

If you want lulz...go to uncyclopedia.org!

Thursday, September 17, 2009

What Boils My Blood

What Boils my blood today is...Kanye West!

Kanye West is spoiled! He lived a good life when he was a child and he acts like something he isn't! He's VERY outspoken, he said that George W. Bush doesn't care about Black People when Hurricane Katrina had a telethon for it...Kanye...Bush Prayed for those people and all you did was rant about it!

And on the MTV Awards, he snatched the microphone from Taylor Swift and saying that Beyonce should've won. How rude was that? Even Obama spoke against him, calling him a Jackass....And he's right. Looks like West will be saying "Obama doesn't care for the Black People either"!

Kanye West is such an asshole!

Monday, September 14, 2009

MST3K



This is why TV was invented! MST3K (Mystery Science Theater 3000) has been a cult classic since its beginnings in 1989. Joel Hodgson created it and he also hosted it. Mike Nelson directed the show later and he would also star on the show.

The robots would also be there. Cambot shows everything that Mike and the bots see. Gypsy is the girl who loves Richard Basehart. Tom Servo is the bubble-gum machine who has multiple selves that can sing. Crow is the wise-ass who always gets it in the end because of his laziness and that.

But what makes this show is that Joel (or Mike) and the 'bots riff on a bad movie such as "The Brain that wouldn't die" or "The Beast of Yucca Flats".

Too bad it ended in 1999. But no fear...There are two Riff Places. One is "Cinematic Titanic" with Joel and RiffTrax which is done by Mike Nelson.

Riff Away!

Barack Obama

It looks like the popularity of Obama is dying slowly.

Obama was supposed to be the one who would take us out of the recession. Obama was supposed to make us all feel good. But we are still in Iraq, we are still in a recession, and Obama is about to fall with this Health Care shit.

In a way...I miss Bush.

I hate my job!

It doesn't pay well, the hours suck, and I have to do all the dirty work!

I'm a janitor and I'm at the bottom-of-the-barrel there. I wish I could quit, but I can't. I wonder if I'm the weakest link.

And I wonder if I'll be there any longer?...

Friday, September 11, 2009

My Top-5 Best Summers Ever

Okay, a little of my summer pain has melted...but it still lingers. However, here's my top-5 Summers....

5.Summer of 1999-Though Summer of 2000 and 2001 would be on here, it would be Summer of '99 since many of the things I would do that Summer would be repeated in the Summers of 2000 and 2001. Youth Serve, going places, you name it.

4.Summer of 1993-This would be the Summer where I would be playing Atari and Nintendo. Even though I did these, I would be going to places too. I hope one day I would have this type of Summer again.

3.Summer of 2005-Despite dating a cunt (which is a very vulgar form of dumb ass...and don't ever say that to a lady because she can dump you), we had a great summer. My mom moved back home, I was double dating with that...yeah, and I got to go places as well.

2.Summer of 1994-This Summer would lead to the best Summer ever. I was in the Youth Group, I had the Disney Channel when it was THE Disney Channel, and we had SEGA! 1995 should be ranked as 1.5 because it was a mirror-image of the Summer of '94.

1.Summer of 1996-This would be the summer where I would tape many episodes of Garfield, I would go to Trinity Lutheran, and we also had Youth Events that I will never forget. Yogi Bear Park and trips to our usual Summer Hangouts that we call Madison and Milan (we dropped Wingfoot Lake and we didn't go to Pennsylvania at the time).

9/11


This was the year that the Twin Towers fell and it changed America. More so than Obama....

I was going to my grandma's house and we heard that a plane crashed onto the World Trade Center. We thought it was an accident...but it wasn't.

And even though George W. Bush was somewhere else...he help us get through 9/11. The world also felt America's pain...until 2003 when we got into Iraq....

What Boils My Blood

My father!

I have to respect him, I have to agree with him, but it seems like I can't!

He now said that I haven't been pulling my weight and expects me to do something. It seems that he's telling me "You're doing nothing...do something"!

I've just had it with my old man, how can I respect his ass?

Sunday, September 6, 2009

My Top-5 Worst Summers

I calculated all my summers and I've been through 26 of them. And the bad ones have been chosen for now....

5-Summer of 2002. Sure, this had me going to a Youth Event, my first time in Pennsylvania, and even doing the other things. But what tarnished it was...a baby and discouragement. We (our family) decided to take care of someone's baby and that was when I realized I didn't like kids.

4-Summer of 2006. Speaking of kids, we had a neighbor move in across the street and she had kids who were annoying. This would make my year bad and also I was getting over a bad relationship as well as a rainy day Labor Day Weekend...where it rained on Saturday during Milan.

3-Summer of 1997. It wasn't much summer for me. I was in a new Youth Group and they didn't do much as the other one, my VCR would only play one speed since the remote we had broke (now I know that they can be put together in one peice and work again). And I was about to start home shooling and we dumped our cable. 1997 was the year I call POOP.

2-Summer of 2007. This Summer may be ranked higher soon, but with the death of my grandpa and my brother getting dumped, it just left a bad taste in our mouths. And as of now...the recovery still didn't end.

1-This Summer...2009. Three things...1) The Weather. There were a few years where 90 Degrees didn't show, but the sun was shining. All we got was rain and not just simple rain...we got drizzle. 2) Not going to the Big Three Events. For the first time in 26 years, I missed Milan. Not only did I miss that, but I missed Pennsylvania and Madison. It would be okay if I was working, but...I wasn't working. 3) No enjoyment. And to top it off...we moved my grandma to an apartment, my mom got into a small car accident, and I didn't go to any parties. My backyard was only used once or twice.

I hope to wash that out with the Summer of 2010.

Traditions

I usually have a tradition every Labor Day Weekend...but I had to break it this year.

I would usually go to the Milan Melon Festival every saturday...but since my dad had to work...we had to miss it.

My mom wouldn't drive down there and I can't drive down there. And to me...it sucks!

I've been doing that since I was a baby. Now my traditions all became memories.

I'll try to get there in 2010 and spend the weekend there too, just to make-up 2009.

Friday, September 4, 2009

Generation Y

Generation Y is people who were born between 1979 and 1994. These people have experienced the 80's and 90's.

We have seen Berlin become one, the Iraq War I, Bill Clinton, and Y2K. It was a time of peace and feeling that we've got nothing to lose.

What happened?

Labor Day Weekend

They call it the last weekend of Summer, but is it really?

Summer has two more weeks left and the weather is still nice. Though it's not swimming weather, it's weather that you can have the windows opened.

This summer never began in the first place. We can only hope for next year.

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

God...It's me

I've been having a bad year and when I ask you to dress my wounds...they get salted.

I'm in pain and it's only getting worse. Do you want me to be in the desert forever?

What Boils My Blood

Here's another rant that I have...mapquest!

They say it makes trips easier...but I have to use it even though I don't drive. And they take you elsewhere rather than your destination!

Pure shit, that's what it is!

Monday, August 31, 2009

I miss "Chappelle's Show"

I was watching some of Chappelle's Show last weekend and I really miss the show.

He's a genius and what do they replace it with...? Carlos "DEE-DEE-DEE" Mencia.

Mencia isn't even funny! All he's got is "DEE-DEE-DEE"! But what worked with Chappelle's Show is that he poked fun at everyone...not just a certain person.

Is it August?

This weather sucks!

It feels more like September 30th rather than August 30th!

Sure I may live in Cleveland, but...c'mon!

Saturday, August 29, 2009

The Rutles

I just watched "All You Need is Cash" and that was one of the best mockumentaries ever. The most clever thing was that George Harrison and Eric Idle had the idea for awhile.

I just hope that there can be a movie that uses Rutles songs...but maybe there will be.

Fantasy Hockey

Fantasy Baseball is coming to a close.
Fantasy Football is coming unraveled.

But what I would like to do is...Fantasy Hockey! Sure, many people snub this sport because it's nothing but fighting and a Canadian Sport, but it's more than that...it's a tough sport.

But what I would like to do is be in a fantasy hockey group since I like hockey and soccer.

Thursday, August 27, 2009

The Kennedys

Ted Kennedy has died yesterday. Now he's with John and Rob as well as JJ.

The Kennedys have been through it all. Curses, scandals, you name it. And even though we didn't like them much...they were one thing...human.

And may Ted Rest in Peace.

Poorest Cities in America

This is usually the week where I get concerned...where we find out what city is the poorest in the nation.

It's usually Detroit, but Cleveland could be #1. Other cities such as Cincinnati and Buffalo may be up there. The other concern is...Ohio since it boasts the two poverty-stricken cities.

How will this end?

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Bad Disney? Part 1

When you were a child, you at least watched one Disney film. But some things may seem wrong with a Disney Film...and no, I don't mean Donald Duck not wearing pants and one of his running gags is being Duck Naked (which I will explain in a later blog).

I mean this!...

And this!...

Today, we see "The Little Mermaid", my 2nd-favorite Disney Flick (The one I like more is "The Three Caballeros"). What I ask myself is...what the hell? Were these pics accident or did the animator get sooooo upset that he decided to put these things in a family movie and maybe the children won't notice? Well, whatever it is, it makes Disney a bad name.

What Boils My Blood, Rant 4

Here's what boils my blood...my church!

The Church is the people who worship God, but when the people act like Satan's in his soul, that's where I have troubles.

The Church is NOT a building
The Church is NOT a buisness
The Church is the people...and like the Church of Ephesius...it's lost its first love...the people.

Sunday, August 23, 2009

Uncyclopedia

This is a site for anyone who's bored of Wikipedia and can't stand the porn of Encyclopedia Dramatica.

Most of the gags are Oscar Wilde and Chuck Norris. It also has Your Mom Jokes and...
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PS-It's also done by the people who bring you Wikipedia.

Saturday, August 22, 2009

Parmatown Mall...a dead mall?

I went to Parmatown Mall two years ago and all of the stores still had its tenants.

I went there last may and half of the tenants have left. Most of the store is advertising for the stores that are still open. And since the bus service will be cutting down...there may be less.

I think Parmatown Mall is a dying mall like Randall Park except in a slower decline.

The Rust Belt

Where I live is the Rust Belt. It's an area where a lot of industry was at. Steel, Coal, Metal,... But after the 60's, most of the industry went south...and so did the cities.

Where it got hit the hardest were the big cities such as Cleveland, Detroit, Buffalo, and Pittsburgh. And smaller cities such as Youngstown and Allentown got wiped-off the map comepletely.

I hope one day this area would be the Steel Belt once again like it was before!

Thursday, August 20, 2009

The Simpsons

Okay, this show has been on for 21 years. And it's like this....

Ullman shorts,
Christmas shows,
Marge's fling,
Homer's bro,
Bart in well,
Flanders fails,
whacking sticks,
monorail,

Mr. Plow,
Homer space,
Sideshow Bob,
steps on rakes,
Lisa's future,
Selma's hubby,
Marge not proud,
Homer chubby,

Homer worries Bart is gay,
Poochie, U2, NRA,
hippies, Vegas and Japan,
octuplets,
and Bart's boy band,

Marge murmers,
Maude croaks,
Lisa buddhist,
Homer tokes,
Maggie blows Burns away,
what else do I have to say?!

They'll never stop the Simpsons!
Have no fears,
we've got stories for years.
Like, Marge becomes a robot,
maybe Moe get's a cell phone,
has Bart ever owned a bear or,
how 'bout a crazy wedding,
where something happens,
and do-do do-do do?
Sorry for the clip show,
have no fears we've got stories for years.

And guess what...looks like they never will! The Simpsons should've stopped at Season 13 because it became very unoriginal then.

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Brazil

One of the biggest countries in the world (Land and Population) is Brazil.

To me, Brazil is more different than any other country. Sure, America has an eclectic climate and people, but Brazil is a Latin Country...but then again...it isn't!

First-The language is Portuguese, a sister to the Spanish Language.
Second-The people are white, black, mixed, Indian, and Asian. Not many Hispanic Countries are like this.
Third-The lifestyle. Sure, the music came from Africa, but their food and music is a blend.

I wish to go there one day and see what they have to offer.

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

What boils my blood Rant 3

Computers

Sometimes they have a mind of their own. Like my computer insists that it turns on to IE everytime I log on. Why?

And how many times do I have to reboot the thing and it will always go slow when it shouldn't!

I think my computer needs a tune-up!

Monday, August 17, 2009

Happy 40th Woodstock!

The concert of concerts has turned 40 this year and how do they celebrate? A Special DVD and CD pack.

But even though the concert was a big hit, many people worried that it wouldn't be. 15 years ago, there was Woodstock '94. But it came and went, then came the infamous Woodstock '99. Not only there were riots and fights, but no one from the original Woodstock showed up! (Now I can see why).

There never has or never will be a concert like Woodstock again.

Sunday, August 16, 2009

An end of an era.

We moved the rest of the stuff from my Grandma's old house.

She's now in an apartment that's closer to us and now we won't be going an hour to get there...it's now 10 minutes.

And as for my uncle...he'll get his.

Saturday, August 15, 2009

The Purpose-Driven Life

I haven't picked up that book in over a year and I wonder if that was a fad that made Rick Warren famous?

Now the book has 40 chapters and you should read a chapter a day. 40 chapters=40 days.

I read this book many times and yet...I still haven't changed. Heck, my walk with God seems to be dwindling. :(

Friday, August 14, 2009

The 00's

They seemed to suck. Don't get me wrong with 2000 and 2001, but after 9/11 everything went to hell.

I'm not anti-Bush, but he didn't help this decade. But what was wrong was...entertainment!

Look, we have Britney Spears and Tyler Perry for music, Survivor and Big Brother for TV Shows, and nothing but remekes in movies! C'mon guys, did you lose all your originality?

Thursday, August 13, 2009

Dick Cheney

Now I never liked Dick Cheney and he's becoming more outspoken every day.

He's now ranting about George W. Bush. Okay, Bush may not be the most liked guy and is now the 7th worst President ever...but his administration is done!

I have to ask you Dick Cheney...why do you act like a dick?

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

My Political Opinions

I'm not a Liberal nor a Conservative. I didn't like how Clinton wouldn't settle Al-Qadea nor I didn't like W. Bush's handling with the Iraq War.

I'm a Moderate.

But...I also hold some religious moralities. I feel it's wrong to have sex before marriage, I feel it's wrong to let women have abortions, and I feel it's wrong to have same-sex marriage.

But if those things happen...I can't stop it. I can't change the world, for the world can't be changed. They tried for so many centuries, but failed.

And as for Obama...only time will tell!

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Hover Fly

One of the most underrated insects are Hoverflies.

Hoverflies look like bees, but unlike bees they don't sting, they have two wings instead of four, their antenna are smaller, and their eyes are completely different.

Here's a Hoverfly:


Now here's a Yellow Jacket:

Now what would you rather have on your hand?

The larvae of the hoverfly eats destructive insects such as aphids, scale insects, and whiteflies.

The adult is very good with pollination of flowers and the only thing that can stop hoverflies are spiders, wasps, and flycatchers.

Monday, August 10, 2009

What boils my blood, Rant 2

You what boils my blood...Public Transportation!

Today, a bus passed by and it said that they can't accept anymore passengers. Not only that, but now they want to raise their prices because they have no money! I had to pay $.60 for Bus Fare in 2006, now it's a buck. They make the passengers wait and suffer.

If they raise the price of Bus Fare by September 1, I'm walking!

Sunday, August 9, 2009

An Involunteer

I was at a Church Picnic and I did some things out of my free will.

I call this being an involunteer. It's when someone tells you that "You're doing nothing...do something" point of view. But I was okay today because I did some stuff out of my own free will...and that's what I perfer.

Saturday, August 8, 2009

The 90's

It seemed that the 90's was a good decade. Not only the years of my youth was then, but there was good music (Nirvana, Green Day, Hootie and the Blowfish), movies (Titanic, Forrest Gump, Saving Private Ryan), and TV Shows (Friends, Seinfeld, Home Improvement). We even had the bit wars and the internet, and yes...Bill Clinton.

Now I'm not a fan of the Clintons, but it seemed that he was our feel-good president. Sorry Obama, but he was the JFK of our time.

Today...we have nothing. No good music (I kissed a girl), no good movies (another remake of something), and no good TV Show (Reality Shows). It seems that there's no escape from the real world!

I wish the 2010's can bring back this better point-of-view with TV and all that.

Friday, August 7, 2009

Living at home sucks!

I've been living here for 26 years and now I'm at the point that I hate it, but I've been waiting for 26 years and I can't take it anymore!

It wouldn't be bad...but I'm the oldest one in my family...but I might as well call myself the youngest. I can't even afford to live by myself nor find a roomate!

I don't know what my behavior will be tomorrow, but it won't be any better!

Thursday, August 6, 2009

Sawflies








Sawflies are probably one of the most complexed insects in the Bee/Ant/Wasp Family.








They look like wasps, but they don't sting. They look like caterpillars, but they have extra legs and less eyes.
Here's a group of sawfly larvae:

Now, here's a monarch butterfly larvae:

Sawflies are insect pests and can destroy many trees as well as shrubs. But...there's many preadators to the sawfly such as chickadees, ants, tachnid flies, and even woodpeckers eat the sawfly larvae. Rodents such as shrews and mice eat the coccons of sawflies. And the adult sawfly has to be aware of wasps and spiders. Sometimes chemicals control the population of these sawflies.

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Where is God?

It's been a bad year for me. Nothing really went right, I got my Drivers License, but I still don't have a car. I have a job that's less than minimum and no raise, and as for a relationship with a girl...you can forget about that!

As I thought I would be out of the desert, I'm still in the desert. And I prayed about my problems, but it seems that God won't answer me. My life's a joke and God is there doing nothing!

God, why did you forsake me?

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

This Summer

It finally feels like summer...Finally!....

It did nothing but rain and it basically dampened my summer. I wish it wouldn't rain that much the way it did this year, because July was an abnormal year here in Cleveland for weather.

Instead of 90 Degree Julys, we had rain. I hope for August and September to be better.

Monday, August 3, 2009

What boils my blood...Part 1

You know what boils my blood...? Library DVD's!

I get them every time and what happens? They're scratched! I try cleaning them, but they still skip. This would be when I would just give up and tell them that the DVD I got was scratched very badly and it needs to be cleaned professionally. This is ludicrous, but it seems like you get what you pay for...and since you get the DVD free, you get a DVD that's scratched.

Well, I think it's better to just buy the DVD rather than go through the mess with Library DVD's.

Sunday, August 2, 2009

Religion=/=Politics

I didn't go to church this Sunday because...we just didn't!

Well, first I work at my own church and second, I feel that right now it's becoming more of a buisness rather than a church. There's going to be a picnic there next sunday as well as a traditional service. But what got me mad was that when I work at the church, I feel that the buisness is more important rather than the church itself.

Just like the Church of Epeshus, my own church lost its first love and everyone got too greedy, even the volunteers do too.

Saturday, August 1, 2009

Save Our Stations!

Lately, I have been hearing people complain about stations called TVLand, CN, and others. I've been complaining too because what they did was lose their identity. For example-The Disney Channel, when it launched in 1982, it played old Disney Show reruns and Disney cartoons. Today the only thing Disney about it is its name...and "Mickey Mouse Clubhouse".

Also, many other stations have changed formats lately. For example, TNN was The Nashville Network and they would play country music (At this time, the 90's, there was a big country revival). But around 2000, it became The National Network and soon Spike TV. This station became a station for men.

Station identification (to me) is very inportant because if stations like MTV would stop playing Music Videoes...then why call it MTV?!

The downfall of TV (especially Cable TV) is Reality Shows and ratings. It seems that Reality Shows are very cheap to make so these TV Stations make Reality Shows. And since that's the big thing right now, these stations will be airing more Reality Shows by the droves.

And this is whe I formed a forum site called "Save Our Stations"....http://mrcleveland.proboards.com/index.cgi

I hope you like it and if there's a station to rant about...rant away!