Saturday, October 10, 2009

5 Worst Years I've ever had....

I could make it 10, I could add 2004, 1998, and 1992 because My mom left, nothing happened, and my grandma died, respectfully...

But here's who made it....

(5)2002-This could be off the list...and soon if 2010 is bad. But this made me want to boycott children since the 2nd Quarter I had four kids who come to my church stay for two months...the youngest stayed one month longer. I felt like Bender in "I Second That Emotion".

(4)2006-I said goodbye to most things. Love, dead end job, and happiness. Yes, most of that year was nothing but sadness and I was only happy when something good happened...and that was the year where my neighbors across the street moved in.

(3)1997-Or as I call it...POOP! Because in the Celebrity Jeopardy Sketch from SNL, Alex Trebek asked the contestants to write the year and the release date of this sketch is 1997. Donahue was diarreha of the pen, Burt Reynolds didn't write anything, and Marlon Brando wrote...'POOP'. And my year was that...one speed on the VCR, a summer that had nothing, and I was going to be Home Schooled.

(2)2007-Death, Break-up, and unemployment lurks in what I call Hell...which is 2007. I had the blues and wound-up in the Hospital, My grandfather died, and the bitch who was to be my brother's bride decided to leave him...while being a fiance! What?! You can't do that! What made it get out of the worst is...I was in a play by my ex-cousin and December was a light at the end of the tunnel...but not really.

Now the Worst Year Ever Goes To...

(1)2009!-A year that was good as dead before it started. Where tightening the belt was not enough, where you get a Drivers License...and have no car, a job...but losing money even when living with your parents, and getting taken advantage by everyone. Even God has turned behind me and my future is dark!

2009...the worst year ever!

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