My parents 'borrowing' money from me.
Children borrow money from their parents, but since times are hard...it's the opposite. My parents have been borrowing money from me this year, making this the worst year ever!
I have a job, but it doesn't pay well. I might as well throw my checks away since they're worthless. They owe me $3500 and I'll see that money when Cleveland wins a Championship.
And if they ask again...I'm just going to say..."Here, take all my money! Take it all! You'll be asking for more and never pay me back again!"
Saturday, October 10, 2009
God is not there!
I pray to God to get me out of this mess, but it seems that he's not listening to me.
Well fine! I've decided to leave God...forever! There is no God, for he has died!
My future is dull, I'll never leave my parents house, I'll never get my money back, I'll never get a better job, and I'll never have a girl! God hates me...so I hate him!
Well fine! I've decided to leave God...forever! There is no God, for he has died!
My future is dull, I'll never leave my parents house, I'll never get my money back, I'll never get a better job, and I'll never have a girl! God hates me...so I hate him!
5 Worst Years I've ever had....
I could make it 10, I could add 2004, 1998, and 1992 because My mom left, nothing happened, and my grandma died, respectfully...
But here's who made it....
(5)2002-This could be off the list...and soon if 2010 is bad. But this made me want to boycott children since the 2nd Quarter I had four kids who come to my church stay for two months...the youngest stayed one month longer. I felt like Bender in "I Second That Emotion".
(4)2006-I said goodbye to most things. Love, dead end job, and happiness. Yes, most of that year was nothing but sadness and I was only happy when something good happened...and that was the year where my neighbors across the street moved in.
(3)1997-Or as I call it...POOP! Because in the Celebrity Jeopardy Sketch from SNL, Alex Trebek asked the contestants to write the year and the release date of this sketch is 1997. Donahue was diarreha of the pen, Burt Reynolds didn't write anything, and Marlon Brando wrote...'POOP'. And my year was that...one speed on the VCR, a summer that had nothing, and I was going to be Home Schooled.
(2)2007-Death, Break-up, and unemployment lurks in what I call Hell...which is 2007. I had the blues and wound-up in the Hospital, My grandfather died, and the bitch who was to be my brother's bride decided to leave him...while being a fiance! What?! You can't do that! What made it get out of the worst is...I was in a play by my ex-cousin and December was a light at the end of the tunnel...but not really.
Now the Worst Year Ever Goes To...
(1)2009!-A year that was good as dead before it started. Where tightening the belt was not enough, where you get a Drivers License...and have no car, a job...but losing money even when living with your parents, and getting taken advantage by everyone. Even God has turned behind me and my future is dark!
2009...the worst year ever!
But here's who made it....
(5)2002-This could be off the list...and soon if 2010 is bad. But this made me want to boycott children since the 2nd Quarter I had four kids who come to my church stay for two months...the youngest stayed one month longer. I felt like Bender in "I Second That Emotion".
(4)2006-I said goodbye to most things. Love, dead end job, and happiness. Yes, most of that year was nothing but sadness and I was only happy when something good happened...and that was the year where my neighbors across the street moved in.
(3)1997-Or as I call it...POOP! Because in the Celebrity Jeopardy Sketch from SNL, Alex Trebek asked the contestants to write the year and the release date of this sketch is 1997. Donahue was diarreha of the pen, Burt Reynolds didn't write anything, and Marlon Brando wrote...'POOP'. And my year was that...one speed on the VCR, a summer that had nothing, and I was going to be Home Schooled.
(2)2007-Death, Break-up, and unemployment lurks in what I call Hell...which is 2007. I had the blues and wound-up in the Hospital, My grandfather died, and the bitch who was to be my brother's bride decided to leave him...while being a fiance! What?! You can't do that! What made it get out of the worst is...I was in a play by my ex-cousin and December was a light at the end of the tunnel...but not really.
Now the Worst Year Ever Goes To...
(1)2009!-A year that was good as dead before it started. Where tightening the belt was not enough, where you get a Drivers License...and have no car, a job...but losing money even when living with your parents, and getting taken advantage by everyone. Even God has turned behind me and my future is dark!
2009...the worst year ever!
Thursday, October 8, 2009
I can't seem to pray
Right now, I'm in a position in my life where it's hard for me to pray.
I feel that God has put me down and he isn't there. I feel that God has cursed me rather than Bless me and I have no strength to pray.
Just as the words of Jesus "My God, My God, why have you forsaken me"?
I feel that God has put me down and he isn't there. I feel that God has cursed me rather than Bless me and I have no strength to pray.
Just as the words of Jesus "My God, My God, why have you forsaken me"?
Banned Book
Many books are banned throughout the world. Some wern't meant maliciously, others were.
Why a book is banned or challenged....
Sex-The Joy of Sex was challenged because of (what else)? Sex!
Violence-I know why the Caged Bird Sings is one of them.
Language-The Catcher in the Rye and if this was ever a movie...it would be Rated R!
Blasphemy-The Satanic Verses is one of those books.
Prejudice-Gone With The Wind has been challenged many times, and if you see the movie...just watch the scene where Scarlett yells at Prissy.
Nudity-In the Night Kitchen has been challenged because you see Mickey's (gasp)! Ding-a-Ling! (Why can't you just use a fig leaf)?
And the Bible has probably all the above (Never boil a young sheep in its mother's milk? I think that's why Jews don't eat cheeseburgers)!
Why a book is banned or challenged....
Sex-The Joy of Sex was challenged because of (what else)? Sex!
Violence-I know why the Caged Bird Sings is one of them.
Language-The Catcher in the Rye and if this was ever a movie...it would be Rated R!
Blasphemy-The Satanic Verses is one of those books.
Prejudice-Gone With The Wind has been challenged many times, and if you see the movie...just watch the scene where Scarlett yells at Prissy.
Nudity-In the Night Kitchen has been challenged because you see Mickey's (gasp)! Ding-a-Ling! (Why can't you just use a fig leaf)?
And the Bible has probably all the above (Never boil a young sheep in its mother's milk? I think that's why Jews don't eat cheeseburgers)!
Monday, October 5, 2009
What boils my blood
Today's blood boil is...Cleveland!
Why did Cleveland have to exist? Our weather sucks, our economy sucks, and our sports teams suck. I would (insert an Angry Video Game Nerd quote here) than watch a Browns Game!
And what's worse...I can't move! I have family here and I can't drive! Now you know why I call myself Cleveland!
Why did Cleveland have to exist? Our weather sucks, our economy sucks, and our sports teams suck. I would (insert an Angry Video Game Nerd quote here) than watch a Browns Game!
And what's worse...I can't move! I have family here and I can't drive! Now you know why I call myself Cleveland!
Thursday, October 1, 2009
What boils my blood
Here's another thing that boils my blood...the phone rings while you're in the bathroom!
Whether you're taking a shower or shit, the damn phone has to ring. When I have a cell phone, sometimes the phone rings and I have to answer it because they're always important calls!
It's bad enough being Cinderella in life, but I can't even take a shit without someone calling me!
Whether you're taking a shower or shit, the damn phone has to ring. When I have a cell phone, sometimes the phone rings and I have to answer it because they're always important calls!
It's bad enough being Cinderella in life, but I can't even take a shit without someone calling me!
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