Why I'm MrCleveland

Because I feel like the city. No hope, no wins, nothing.

It seems that Cleveland always gets the short end of the stick and I do too. I feel that I have to do everything...and get nothing. It seems that there's always a cloud on top of my head and every time I think I'm winning...I lose.

The chances of me getting a girl, driving a car, and moving out of my parents house is the same as Cleveland winning a Championship!

Chick Publications

Now I like these Tracts, some I enjoy, but some I disagree on. I disagree on the slandering of Catholicisim because they ARE Christians, but not every Catholic will be in Abraham's bosom until Judgement Day (Maybe that's why they are confused with Purgatory) and I also disagree on saying "The King James Version is the only bible to read"!

But the tracts are still enjoyable, like this one....


What I like the most is seeing the unbelievers go to hell...I'm just sadistic that way!

Welcome to Cleveland...NOT!

It seems that Cleveland is the Mistake-on-the-Lake. It leads in everything negative. The sports teams can't win a Championship, everyone here is miserable, poverty strikes are around, and there's no light at the end of the tunnel because...there is no sunshine!

What kind of city is this? I'll tell you what kind...a dead city! Nothing good has happened to Cleveland in 45 years and in the year 2100...there will be no Cleveland!

Angry Video Game Nerd

He's gonna take you back to the past,
To play some shitty games that suck ass.
He'd rather have a buffalo take a diarreha dump in his ear.
He'd rather eat the rotten asshole of a roadkill skunk and down it with beer.
He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard,
He's the angry Nintendo Nerd.
He's the angry atari/sega Nerd.
He's the angry video game nerd!

The Angry Video Game Nerd has started in 2004 as a gimmick and now he's a sensation, even having a rivalry with the Nostalgia Critic. There are many good games...but then one day, there's a bad game that comes around. Not only does the Nerd play bad games, but also consoles that no one knew existed!

How's that for a nerd?

Nostalgia Critic

Hello, he's the Nostalgia Critic, he remembers it so we don't have to!

I just love his reviews and it seems very good. Like the ones for "Willy Wonka", "Blank Check", and "Space Jam" to name a few!

Now I haven't seen all the Nostalgia Critic Videos, but when he and The Angry Video Game Nerd had a competition...that...was...EPIC!!!

So this means...I have to have one for the Angry Video Game Nerd!

Bad Disney? Part 3

I've finally have done it! I've made a page mentioning Donald Duck going wild! And when I mean wild, I mean nude!

Now Donald Duck is a prime example of Barnyard Nudity, such as in "Tea for 200"...




"Hook, Line, and Sinker" (Looks like Donald is going to kick my ass in this pic)!...


And "Bellboy Donald" to name a few....

Donald Duck...have you no shame?! Maybe I should say that about Disney, his first nude scene was "On Ice" when Goofy hit Donald Duck on the head thinking he was a fish.

Another Lonely Saturday Night

I wish I could drive a car by myself.
I wish I could see someone.
I wish I could do something but stay at home.

But that's my saturday as well as my summer. No light at the end of the tunnel, what can a poor boy do?

What Boils My Blood

Here's what boils my blood...being last...in my family!

I'm the oldest, but my younger brother left home before me. My sister got married and I can't even find a girl! What do they have that I don't? It seems that they're running and I'm crawling. And even though I'm the first born...I might as well be the youngest since I still don't have the things I yearn for.

I'm not a man

I'm 26 years old, going on 27.
I'm supposed to be driving.
I'm supposed to be in a relationship.
I'm supposed to be living on my own.
I'm supposed to have a better job.
But...life has pushed me too far behind.
I'll never get a car.
I'll never have a girlfriend.
I'll never live with myself.
I'll never have a better job.
26 years and my life is still...in a standstill.
I'm not a man...I'm a boy.

Things I don't like....

This is part 2 and it is...

Being Single.

I would like to get into a relationship, and I'm 26 years old and my life is still in a standstill. I might as well be single because the only person that will be going out with me is myself or my invisible girlfriend.

And I'll be in a relationship when Cleveland wins a Championship. :(

Bad Disney? Part 2

Today we see "The Lion King". No Nazism can be seen on 'Be Prepared' and some scenes may scare children. (This should be a PG Rated Movie), but what the hell is this?!...


SEX?! How did SEX get on here?!...But this isn't SEX...It's SFX, it just looks like SEX because of the lower part of the 'F' and SFX is used for many cartoons. Next up...Aladdin!

2010

2010 is the start of the new decade. Well, I'm hoping for better since 2000's was a shit stain decade for me.

Don't get me wrong but...2000 and 2001 started well, it was just the other years that sucked ass!

And maybe the reality genre will die too!

Cleveland Browns 2009

Do I expect anything?...No. Not after being 0-2.

It seems that Eric Mangini will be having the Browns practice throughout this season. We play Baltimore and we'll be 0-3 so that means...no playoffs!

This is why Cleveland is the city of next year...because we always say "There's always next year"!>:(

Now...I must take the Browns to the Super Bowl!

Cleveland Indians 2010

Next Year, the Cleveland Indians will be having a new manager. Thank God....

The past two years...The Cleveland Indians lost many key players and all that, but what made me not want to see them is...this year!

This year, the Cleveland Indians will finish in 5th Place. They belong there, Eric Wedge must go, we don't need this from 'The City of Chumps'!

Fall

Fall has come. And I hope for the better.

This Summer was the worst Summer ever and 2009 is going down the same path. Fall hasn't started and it felt like Summer. I don't even think I had my spring jacket on, talk about fall coming late.

For a Summer that was an autumn...autumn might feel like spring.

Vouge Covers

For some reason...I like the old Vouge Covers from the 1910's and 1920's.

I think it's because my mom had some in her house before I was born, but if I could find the book where these covers came from...that would be great!

I like the ones from George Wolfe Plank the most....



Helen Dryden would be next....

Things I don't like....

There's a website that I don't like...encyclopedia dramatica.

From naked pics of cartoon characters to the racial slurs, this site is shock! How did it begin?...

I was going on a site that I thought would be funny and it was encyclopediadramatica.com and what did I see? A naked woman! Then I go to a page about Donald Duck and they gave Donald Duck a penis whenever he was naked! Look, Donald Duck has been seen naked (And I promise to make a page ASAP), but this was sooooo wrong!

If you want lulz...go to uncyclopedia.org!

What Boils My Blood

What Boils my blood today is...Kanye West!

Kanye West is spoiled! He lived a good life when he was a child and he acts like something he isn't! He's VERY outspoken, he said that George W. Bush doesn't care about Black People when Hurricane Katrina had a telethon for it...Kanye...Bush Prayed for those people and all you did was rant about it!

And on the MTV Awards, he snatched the microphone from Taylor Swift and saying that Beyonce should've won. How rude was that? Even Obama spoke against him, calling him a Jackass....And he's right. Looks like West will be saying "Obama doesn't care for the Black People either"!

Kanye West is such an asshole!

MST3K

This is why TV was invented! MST3K (Mystery Science Theater 3000) has been a cult classic since its beginnings in 1989. Joel Hodgson created it and he also hosted it. Mike Nelson directed the show later and he would also star on the show.

The robots would also be there. Cambot shows everything that Mike and the bots see. Gypsy is the girl who loves Richard Basehart. Tom Servo is the bubble-gum machine who has multiple selves that can sing. Crow is the wise-ass who always gets it in the end because of his laziness and that.

But what makes this show is that Joel (or Mike) and the 'bots riff on a bad movie such as "The Brain that wouldn't die" or "The Beast of Yucca Flats".

Too bad it ended in 1999. But no fear...There are two Riff Places. One is "Cinematic Titanic" with Joel and RiffTrax which is done by Mike Nelson.

Riff Away!

Barack Obama

It looks like the popularity of Obama is dying slowly.

Obama was supposed to be the one who would take us out of the recession. Obama was supposed to make us all feel good. But we are still in Iraq, we are still in a recession, and Obama is about to fall with this Health Care shit.

In a way...I miss Bush.

I hate my job!

It doesn't pay well, the hours suck, and I have to do all the dirty work!

I'm a janitor and I'm at the bottom-of-the-barrel there. I wish I could quit, but I can't. I wonder if I'm the weakest link.

And I wonder if I'll be there any longer?...

My Top-5 Best Summers Ever

Okay, a little of my summer pain has melted...but it still lingers. However, here's my top-5 Summers....

5.Summer of 1999-Though Summer of 2000 and 2001 would be on here, it would be Summer of '99 since many of the things I would do that Summer would be repeated in the Summers of 2000 and 2001. Youth Serve, going places, you name it.

4.Summer of 1993-This would be the Summer where I would be playing Atari and Nintendo. Even though I did these, I would be going to places too. I hope one day I would have this type of Summer again.

3.Summer of 2005-Despite dating a cunt (which is a very vulgar form of dumb ass...and don't ever say that to a lady because she can dump you), we had a great summer. My mom moved back home, I was double dating with that...yeah, and I got to go places as well.

2.Summer of 1994-This Summer would lead to the best Summer ever. I was in the Youth Group, I had the Disney Channel when it was THE Disney Channel, and we had SEGA! 1995 should be ranked as 1.5 because it was a mirror-image of the Summer of '94.

1.Summer of 1996-This would be the summer where I would tape many episodes of Garfield, I would go to Trinity Lutheran, and we also had Youth Events that I will never forget. Yogi Bear Park and trips to our usual Summer Hangouts that we call Madison and Milan (we dropped Wingfoot Lake and we didn't go to Pennsylvania at the time).

9/11

This was the year that the Twin Towers fell and it changed America. More so than Obama....

I was going to my grandma's house and we heard that a plane crashed onto the World Trade Center. We thought it was an accident...but it wasn't.

And even though George W. Bush was somewhere else...he help us get through 9/11. The world also felt America's pain...until 2003 when we got into Iraq....

What Boils My Blood

My father!

I have to respect him, I have to agree with him, but it seems like I can't!

He now said that I haven't been pulling my weight and expects me to do something. It seems that he's telling me "You're doing nothing...do something"!

I've just had it with my old man, how can I respect his ass?

My Top-5 Worst Summers

I calculated all my summers and I've been through 26 of them. And the bad ones have been chosen for now....

5-Summer of 2002. Sure, this had me going to a Youth Event, my first time in Pennsylvania, and even doing the other things. But what tarnished it was...a baby and discouragement. We (our family) decided to take care of someone's baby and that was when I realized I didn't like kids.

4-Summer of 2006. Speaking of kids, we had a neighbor move in across the street and she had kids who were annoying. This would make my year bad and also I was getting over a bad relationship as well as a rainy day Labor Day Weekend...where it rained on Saturday during Milan.

3-Summer of 1997. It wasn't much summer for me. I was in a new Youth Group and they didn't do much as the other one, my VCR would only play one speed since the remote we had broke (now I know that they can be put together in one peice and work again). And I was about to start home shooling and we dumped our cable. 1997 was the year I call POOP.

2-Summer of 2007. This Summer may be ranked higher soon, but with the death of my grandpa and my brother getting dumped, it just left a bad taste in our mouths. And as of now...the recovery still didn't end.

1-This Summer...2009. Three things...1) The Weather. There were a few years where 90 Degrees didn't show, but the sun was shining. All we got was rain and not just simple rain...we got drizzle. 2) Not going to the Big Three Events. For the first time in 26 years, I missed Milan. Not only did I miss that, but I missed Pennsylvania and Madison. It would be okay if I was working, but...I wasn't working. 3) No enjoyment. And to top it off...we moved my grandma to an apartment, my mom got into a small car accident, and I didn't go to any parties. My backyard was only used once or twice.

I hope to wash that out with the Summer of 2010.

Traditions

I usually have a tradition every Labor Day Weekend...but I had to break it this year.

I would usually go to the Milan Melon Festival every saturday...but since my dad had to work...we had to miss it.

My mom wouldn't drive down there and I can't drive down there. And to me...it sucks!

I've been doing that since I was a baby. Now my traditions all became memories.

I'll try to get there in 2010 and spend the weekend there too, just to make-up 2009.

Generation Y

Generation Y is people who were born between 1979 and 1994. These people have experienced the 80's and 90's.

We have seen Berlin become one, the Iraq War I, Bill Clinton, and Y2K. It was a time of peace and feeling that we've got nothing to lose.

What happened?

Labor Day Weekend

They call it the last weekend of Summer, but is it really?

Summer has two more weeks left and the weather is still nice. Though it's not swimming weather, it's weather that you can have the windows opened.

This summer never began in the first place. We can only hope for next year.

God...It's me

I've been having a bad year and when I ask you to dress my wounds...they get salted.

I'm in pain and it's only getting worse. Do you want me to be in the desert forever?

What Boils My Blood

Here's another rant that I have...mapquest!

They say it makes trips easier...but I have to use it even though I don't drive. And they take you elsewhere rather than your destination!

Pure shit, that's what it is!