Why I'm MrCleveland

Because I feel like the city. No hope, no wins, nothing.

It seems that Cleveland always gets the short end of the stick and I do too. I feel that I have to do everything...and get nothing. It seems that there's always a cloud on top of my head and every time I think I'm winning...I lose.

The chances of me getting a girl, driving a car, and moving out of my parents house is the same as Cleveland winning a Championship!

Chick Publications

Now I like these Tracts, some I enjoy, but some I disagree on. I disagree on the slandering of Catholicisim because they ARE Christians, but not every Catholic will be in Abraham's bosom until Judgement Day (Maybe that's why they are confused with Purgatory) and I also disagree on saying "The King James Version is the only bible to read"!

But the tracts are still enjoyable, like this one....


What I like the most is seeing the unbelievers go to hell...I'm just sadistic that way!

Welcome to Cleveland...NOT!

It seems that Cleveland is the Mistake-on-the-Lake. It leads in everything negative. The sports teams can't win a Championship, everyone here is miserable, poverty strikes are around, and there's no light at the end of the tunnel because...there is no sunshine!

What kind of city is this? I'll tell you what kind...a dead city! Nothing good has happened to Cleveland in 45 years and in the year 2100...there will be no Cleveland!

Angry Video Game Nerd

He's gonna take you back to the past,
To play some shitty games that suck ass.
He'd rather have a buffalo take a diarreha dump in his ear.
He'd rather eat the rotten asshole of a roadkill skunk and down it with beer.
He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard,
He's the angry Nintendo Nerd.
He's the angry atari/sega Nerd.
He's the angry video game nerd!

The Angry Video Game Nerd has started in 2004 as a gimmick and now he's a sensation, even having a rivalry with the Nostalgia Critic. There are many good games...but then one day, there's a bad game that comes around. Not only does the Nerd play bad games, but also consoles that no one knew existed!

How's that for a nerd?

Nostalgia Critic

Hello, he's the Nostalgia Critic, he remembers it so we don't have to!

I just love his reviews and it seems very good. Like the ones for "Willy Wonka", "Blank Check", and "Space Jam" to name a few!

Now I haven't seen all the Nostalgia Critic Videos, but when he and The Angry Video Game Nerd had a competition...that...was...EPIC!!!

So this means...I have to have one for the Angry Video Game Nerd!

Bad Disney? Part 3

I've finally have done it! I've made a page mentioning Donald Duck going wild! And when I mean wild, I mean nude!

Now Donald Duck is a prime example of Barnyard Nudity, such as in "Tea for 200"...




"Hook, Line, and Sinker" (Looks like Donald is going to kick my ass in this pic)!...


And "Bellboy Donald" to name a few....

Donald Duck...have you no shame?! Maybe I should say that about Disney, his first nude scene was "On Ice" when Goofy hit Donald Duck on the head thinking he was a fish.

Another Lonely Saturday Night

I wish I could drive a car by myself.
I wish I could see someone.
I wish I could do something but stay at home.

But that's my saturday as well as my summer. No light at the end of the tunnel, what can a poor boy do?