Top-16 WORST TV Shows

Television has been around since the 1920's, and there's been some good shows, some great shows, some shows that deserved better, and...some shows that shouldn't be considered to anyone!

To some, these shows are great...but to others a waste of time! I can mention newer shows...but I'd rather let them wait. But some shows that are on now and then deserve the "Worst" Category!

#16...Disney's House of Mouse



"House of Mouse" is a show that was passed-down from "Mickey Mouse Works". The concept is this...Mickey and his friends have a Nightclub with all the cartoons in Disney Films. Sounds interesting? Not really...there's too much going on and you don't know who's going to be there. I'll pass!

#15...Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog



Now I like Sonic, I liked this show when it was on, but now watching it...it just seems sooooo silly! Unlike "Sonic SatAM", "Adventures of Sonic" has more of a comedic approach. Besides...This show has the infamous "PINGAS" line where it was used when Robotnik accused Scratch and Grounder "SnooPINGAS usual"!

#14...(Tie) Baby Looney Tunes and Loonatics Unleashed




Okay, between "Looney Tunes: Back in Action" and "The Looney Tunes Show", Warner Brothers decided to make two duds called "Baby Looney Tunes" and "Loonatics Unleashed".

Baby Looney Tunes is basically a "Muppet Babies" clone, and I prefer to watch "Muppet Babies" over this. And what does Warner Bros. do?...They make "Loonatics Unleashed", which has most of the Looney Tunes as grandchildren of the Looney Tunes.

I really don't hear about these shows, and you know why...they suck!

#13...The Flying Nun



"The Flying Nun" is campy...but probably a little TOO campy! Sally Field plays a nun called Sister Betrille who weighs under 100 pounds. She obviously can fly whenever there's a wind. Suprisingly...there was no hurricane episode, because Betrille would have to be weighed-down.

#12...The Brady Bunch



Here's a story of a lovely lady...and a man named Brady. Oh...and they have childern (Carol Brady had three blonde daughters, Mike has three sons). Also, there's Alice the sarcastic housekeeper.

Even before having Cousin Oliver, "The Brady Bunch" is sure a dud! I can't even watch this show, if I want a Brady Bunch clone...give me "Step-by-Step"!

#11...The Legend of Zelda



Anyone remember this show? I do...and of all the Nintendo Shows ("Super Mario Brothers", "Super Mario Bros. 3", "Super Mario World", or enev "Captain N")..."The Legend of Zelda" is just well...boring! And Link has to be a jerk by saying "Excuuuuuse Me"! If he farted very badly, no doubt he'll say "Excuuuuuse Me"!

#10...Dawson's Creek



"Dawson's Creek" was a success durings heyday...now look at it!...We had James Van Der Beek's bad acting, a Soap Opera-ish setting, and it seemed that if this wasn't on The WB...The WB would've died earlier. And now we have The CW...so I hope for the best on The CW.

#9...SportsCenter



Every morning, when we would have a day to watch TV...guess what my brother would watch before I pick-up The Sports Section...he HAS to watch SportsCenter, and I might as well throw away the Sports Section because..."Why need the Sports Section when you have SportsCenter"?

I know it's STILL on, and I still try not to watch it. I can't even watch it for a minute!

#8...Mad TV



Now, "Saturday Night Live" is a great show, as a matter of fact...SNL is the Variety Show that destroyed The Variety Show! Because after the 70's, SNL was basically the best Variety Show out there! But during their long-run...there was some competitors, one of them was..."MadTV"!

I can't stand this show, as a matter of fact...my brother and sister would keep me awake in the middle of the night as they watched "Mad TV"! The sketches aren't memorable, the cast has fell into obscurity, and I feel this show's an SNL rip-off...and I don't think it's even on syndication either!

#7...Mind of Mencia



Once after Dave Chappelle went AWOL, Comedy Central gave a TV Contract to...Carlos Mencia?! Carlos Mencia is like the most unfunniest rip-off comedian that ever lived! He makes Mexican Jokes, but he's from Hondouras...and having a Hondourian being a Mexican is fighting words to Mexicans! The only Carlos Mencia has is..."DEE-DEE-DEE"! And that's proof on what he really is...a "DEE-DEE-DEE"!

#6...Teletubbies



Every time this show is on...I cringe! "Teletubbies" lowered the scale on Educational Television. They all speak incoherently, basically they say "Uh-oh", Tinky-Winky seems that he's gay, there's a weird vacuum cleaner, and the sun is...a baby? What drugs were these people on when they made this show?!

#5...Barney and Friends



I have to make a regret...I watched "Barney and Friends"! I regret every moment of it! "Barney and Friends" is the show that dumbed-down Public Television for good! The show debut in 1992 and was around for 17 years...17 long years! I wish that the dinosaurs from "Jurassic Park" would eat Barney!

#4...Spongebob Squarepants



"Who lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea"? "SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS"!!! Even the theme is annoying as hell! Spongebob is just annoying, his friend Patrick has an IQ of -1, Squidward is extremely stuck-up, and many have said that Spongebob is gay. He is...gay as in lame!

#3...The Simpsons



If "The Simpsons" ended after 10 seasons, I'd like it. If "The Simpsons" ended after 13 seasons, I'd still like it. If "The Simpsons" ended after 15 seasons, I'd probably like it...but not as much as if it ended in 10-13 seasons. But "The Simpsons HASN'T ended...and probably won't! They're the Wal-Mart of Television, you can't get rid of them! I've stopped watching "The Simpsons" once the episode "Blame it on Lisa" came out. Not because of the way Brazil was stereotyped...but it lacked some Brazilian references! 60 years ago...Walt Disney went to Brazil and had a character named Joe Carioca, the Brazilians ate him up. The Simpsons couldn't even make a reference to Toucan sam? I thought they were good at using obscure references as well as popular...and that's when I lost all hope of "The Simpsons"! Just give me anything from Seth McFarlane!

#2...Any Trash-Talk Shows









Give me a Trash-Talk Show, any Trash-talk Show! And I'll give it the trash it deserves! This is a genre that my brother and sister would watch when we had days of TV watching..."Ricky Lake", "Jerry Springer", "Maury", and even "Jenny Jones"! I can't believe the hosts of the shows would pretend to feel in the end! And to tell you something else...I'm NOT fond of Oprah Winferey either! Luckily she's off-the-air now! I'm glad that I leave the room when these shows are on...and most of them are gone too!

AND NOW...

#1...Any Reality Show



What killed TV? The Reality Show! It started with "Survivor" and MTV's "The Real World", then came "Fear Factor", "American Idol", "The Amazing Race", "Big Brother", and too damn many to count! With "The Real World", it was the beginning of the end of MTV, with "Survivor"...it destroyed TV. Now TV has been bombarded with reality show after reality show. Who the hell thinks this is entertainment? And why do we even bother with originality either?

Let's just have a relity show in a Nightclub with flying nuns, two generations of characters, foam dinosaurs, wacky bad guys who yell-out "PINGAS", a family who has six kids and a sarcastic housekeeper, weird-looking child creatures, a sarcastic hero, an unfunny comedian who just says "DEE-DEE-DEE", Some never-was actors, some washed-up has beens, Annoying sponges and stupid starfishes, a Yellow-colored family that you can't get rid of even with DIP, all reviewed by a sportscaster and a trash talk-show host who like to see all of them fight!

I'm Back!

I know it's been 2 years since I made an article, but I just want to let you know that I'm STILL alive and kicking!

I'll be making Top-16 Posts as of now. I have one to share that has been put-down to many because it's NOT retro enough. (I put them on retrojunk.com, but since I'm getting TOO much grief...I'm NOT posting another one on there)!

My 1st one for here will be "Top-16 WORST TV Shows I've Ever Watched"!

What boils my blood

WEWS

Last Night, I was about to watch AFV...but instead, WEWS decides to play something else! It wasn't in the TV Guide, It wasn't anywhere, but WEWS is one station that I can't stand!

Now I'll have to go to abc.com or somewhere else to see the episode of AFV because they would rather play local news since that's more important than someone falling on their butts!

This ABC Affiliate seems to be non-existant.

My 100th Post

I haven't been on here much this month, but I have been depressed. I still feel like I'm not part of my family and such and to end the decade of hell comes the year of hell!

Pleghm Fatale

This song too, came from "The Critic"

Smoke in the Bathroom,
Smoke after school.
Don't listen to your parents,
'cause smoking's really cool...ooh!

Bloat Beer

This is from "The Critic"

Bloat Beer for Breakfast,
Bloat Beer for Lunch,
Bloat Beer while you're driving,
It really packs a punch! Ooh!

No More Browns!

Looks like Clevelanders want answers rather than excuses.

Since 1999, The Cleveland 'Browns' only had 2 winning seasons...actually 1 since they didn't make the playoffs that year.

Here's their record since 1999....

1999-2-14
2000-3-13
2001-7-9
2002-9-8
2003-5-11
2004-4-12
2005-6-10
2006-4-12
2007-10-6
2008-4-12
2009-1-8
Stats:55-151

Yeah, this 'Browns' Franchise is down the Super Bowl! And I don't mean the one where people celebrate the best teams....

What boils my blood

Eating more when I'm full!

It seems that when you have an Italian family (part or full) their motto is Mange! Which means 'eat'.

This happens more than once, my old man insists that I eat more after I ate. Everyone wants me to eat. It looks like they want to fatten me up so they can eat me!

My 5 Worst B-Days.

A day where you should be a King...I get treated like a Pawn.

Here's the Worst-5 Birthdays ever....

5) 2004. Not worst per se, but since the scenario was that I was in school and I dropped a class is NOT a way to spend a Birthday.

4) 2006. Same here, but what could I say? That year sucked anyhow!

3) 1997. Didn't do much. I really don't have much Birthday Memories.

2) 1993. Spent time in Detention...that's no way to celebrate a B-Day!

1) 2009. I had to work and I had to get cigarettes for my father. I really hate that...and on my Birthday too!

Jackson vs. Patmon

This is the mayoral election in my city and guess who will win....



Frank Jackson!

He really has no contest and who the hell is Patmon so...Jackson already won!

Ohio Election Issues (Part III)

This is the last one and these two compete against each other. Here's what they are....

Issue 5

Both these issues want to have a reformed government and have things like they should and not someone to stand guard. Here's what I have to say....

NO!

Unless if we and the government should be unemployed...vote YES!

Issue 6

This issue balances the government by having just more than one party in the County. Good, because Democrats may be for the poor...but they take advantage of the poor. What's worse...taking the poor for granted or taking advantage of them? This is why I say...

YES!

I might say NO to both since politics suck anyhow. Hey Obama...where the fuck is my change?!

Ohio Election Issues (Part II)

The next two issues that Ohio has are about Casinos and Tri-C....

Issue 3

This is about Casinos. This issue revolves around casinos and other states want to try and annex Ohio for their states. (Cleveland, part of Pennsylvania)? 34K jobs, 34K more for police, fire, and hospitals (since they say that Casinos would cause this chaos) and here's what I have to say...

YES!

I voted YES twice and it didn't pass, but this time...it will. If not...I'm moving to the Sun Belt.

Issue 4

This is for Tri-C and since I went to school there...and probably by next year...I will say one thing....

YES!

It's my Alma Mater...that's why.

Ohio Election Issues (Part I)

This year, I will be voting like almost every year. I won't be voting on 2011 since there's no mayors, presidents, or governors. But here are the issues and why I'll vote for or against them....

Issue 1

This issue is for Ohio Veterans who fought in many wars from WWII to Iraq and Afghanistan. These vets are citizens and here's what I have to say....

YES!

These people are fighters and they need respect.

Issue 2

This issue is for Ohio Farms and many of them are in shambles. Here's what I have to say....

YES!

Free-range has a much better taste than a windowless barn. And many people die from the preservatives in the food than in the food itself.

Should I go back to College or not?

Since my job's a joke, I'm broke, and my love life's beyond salvageable...I ask...should I go back to Tri-C or transfer to CSU?

I am a Scrub

The TLC song that became a hit song 10 years ago goes like this....

A scrub is a guy that thinks he's fly and is
also known as a buster
always talkin' about what he wants
and just sits on his broke ass
so (no)
I don't want your number
no I don't wanna give you mine
and no I don't wanna meet you nowhere
no I don't want none of your time and no
Chorus:
I don't want no scrub
a scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me
hanging out the passenger side
of his best friend's ride
trying to holler at me
I don't want no scrub
a scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me
hanging out the passenger side
of his best friend's ride
trying to holler at me
But a scrub's checkin' me
but his game is kinda weak
and i know that he cannot approach me
cuz I'm lookin' like class and he's looking like trash
can't get wit' a deadbeat ass
So (no)
I don't want your number
no I don't wanna give you mine
and no I don't wanna meet you nowhere
no I don't want none of your time (so no)
Chorus
If you don't have a car and you're walking
Oh yes son I'm talking to you
If you live at home wit' your momma
Oh yes son I'm talking to you
If you have a shorty but you don't show love
Oh yes son I'm talking to you
Wanna get with me with no money
oh no I don't want no scrub
No scrub
No scrub
No No
No scrub
No no no no
No no
Chorus (until fade)

The words in bold are what I am....

I have no car...I have to ride the bus like everyone else,
I live with my parents, I try to look good but I'm just white trash,
So yes I'm a scrub. :(

What boils my blood

One-Party Elections.

Next Tuesday is Election Day and the two runners for mayor are...Democrat.

What the hell is this, a Communist City? We might as well get rid of every Republican or Third Party runner so we can just have Democrat-only in our city.

God Bless America!

goatse.cx

The name seems like 'goat sex' and the opening is some ugly naked guy streching his own butt and I ask...why?

That really seems to hurt and why would you want to show your anus? Are you going to poop or something? No one wants to see that!

Double-Feature for Halloween (Ages 13+)

Once my children get older, the films that they will be watching on Halloween Weekend will be for the older flavor.

There will still be the finger sandwiches, popcorn, and chocolate, but Willy Wonka will be seen at a later time. Instead I will show the haunting directions of Dan Aykroyd called "Nothing but Trouble"....

I will show the movie at 7 p.m. (9 p.m. when they become 18) and at 8:30 p.m. they will get to see the cult films of cult films..."Rocky Horror Picture Show"!...

I may even do this on Halloween since they may feel Trick-or-Treating is for kids...but you really can't outgrow a movie!

Double-Feature for Halloween (Ages 0-13)

If I ever have children, or even if my siblings have children, I will have a night on Halloween Weekend where I will show them a Double-Feature Film. And since candy is a thing for Halloween, why not...A Willy Wonka Double Feature?

I'll make finger sandwiches (egg, chicken, ham, and tuna), popcorn, and mini-candies (mostly chocolate). At 5 p.m., they will be watching "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory"....

At...probably around 7ish, I'll put in the other Willy Wonka flick that I think is better, and that's "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory"....

Now this will be a tradition for my children...until they become 13....

KKK and Nazis

The Ku Klux Klan was formed in 1865 as being a Supremacist WASP Organization. THeir targets were Blacks, Carpetbaggers, and Yankees. They would last until 1870, but the second wave would come in 1915 with "Birth of a Nation".

Ironically, when the Klan was big in the 20's, a Supremacist Organization called The National Socialist Party came to form. This party would even have their own nation, unlike KKK which only had Indiana.

Now we have American Nazis who are part of the Neo-Nazis and like the KKK...they hate.