To some, these shows are great...but to others a waste of time! I can mention newer shows...but I'd rather let them wait. But some shows that are on now and then deserve the "Worst" Category!
#16...Disney's House of Mouse
"House of Mouse" is a show that was passed-down from "Mickey Mouse Works". The concept is this...Mickey and his friends have a Nightclub with all the cartoons in Disney Films. Sounds interesting? Not really...there's too much going on and you don't know who's going to be there. I'll pass!
#15...Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog
Now I like Sonic, I liked this show when it was on, but now watching it...it just seems sooooo silly! Unlike "Sonic SatAM", "Adventures of Sonic" has more of a comedic approach. Besides...This show has the infamous "PINGAS" line where it was used when Robotnik accused Scratch and Grounder "SnooPINGAS usual"!
#14...(Tie) Baby Looney Tunes and Loonatics Unleashed
Okay, between "Looney Tunes: Back in Action" and "The Looney Tunes Show", Warner Brothers decided to make two duds called "Baby Looney Tunes" and "Loonatics Unleashed".
Baby Looney Tunes is basically a "Muppet Babies" clone, and I prefer to watch "Muppet Babies" over this. And what does Warner Bros. do?...They make "Loonatics Unleashed", which has most of the Looney Tunes as grandchildren of the Looney Tunes.
I really don't hear about these shows, and you know why...they suck!
#13...The Flying Nun
"The Flying Nun" is campy...but probably a little TOO campy! Sally Field plays a nun called Sister Betrille who weighs under 100 pounds. She obviously can fly whenever there's a wind. Suprisingly...there was no hurricane episode, because Betrille would have to be weighed-down.
#12...The Brady Bunch
Here's a story of a lovely lady...and a man named Brady. Oh...and they have childern (Carol Brady had three blonde daughters, Mike has three sons). Also, there's Alice the sarcastic housekeeper.
Even before having Cousin Oliver, "The Brady Bunch" is sure a dud! I can't even watch this show, if I want a Brady Bunch clone...give me "Step-by-Step"!
#11...The Legend of Zelda
Anyone remember this show? I do...and of all the Nintendo Shows ("Super Mario Brothers", "Super Mario Bros. 3", "Super Mario World", or enev "Captain N")..."The Legend of Zelda" is just well...boring! And Link has to be a jerk by saying "Excuuuuuse Me"! If he farted very badly, no doubt he'll say "Excuuuuuse Me"!
#10...Dawson's Creek
"Dawson's Creek" was a success durings heyday...now look at it!...We had James Van Der Beek's bad acting, a Soap Opera-ish setting, and it seemed that if this wasn't on The WB...The WB would've died earlier. And now we have The CW...so I hope for the best on The CW.
#9...SportsCenter
Every morning, when we would have a day to watch TV...guess what my brother would watch before I pick-up The Sports Section...he HAS to watch SportsCenter, and I might as well throw away the Sports Section because..."Why need the Sports Section when you have SportsCenter"?
I know it's STILL on, and I still try not to watch it. I can't even watch it for a minute!
#8...Mad TV
Now, "Saturday Night Live" is a great show, as a matter of fact...SNL is the Variety Show that destroyed The Variety Show! Because after the 70's, SNL was basically the best Variety Show out there! But during their long-run...there was some competitors, one of them was..."MadTV"!
I can't stand this show, as a matter of fact...my brother and sister would keep me awake in the middle of the night as they watched "Mad TV"! The sketches aren't memorable, the cast has fell into obscurity, and I feel this show's an SNL rip-off...and I don't think it's even on syndication either!
#7...Mind of Mencia
Once after Dave Chappelle went AWOL, Comedy Central gave a TV Contract to...Carlos Mencia?! Carlos Mencia is like the most unfunniest rip-off comedian that ever lived! He makes Mexican Jokes, but he's from Hondouras...and having a Hondourian being a Mexican is fighting words to Mexicans! The only Carlos Mencia has is..."DEE-DEE-DEE"! And that's proof on what he really is...a "DEE-DEE-DEE"!
#6...Teletubbies
Every time this show is on...I cringe! "Teletubbies" lowered the scale on Educational Television. They all speak incoherently, basically they say "Uh-oh", Tinky-Winky seems that he's gay, there's a weird vacuum cleaner, and the sun is...a baby? What drugs were these people on when they made this show?!
#5...Barney and Friends
I have to make a regret...I watched "Barney and Friends"! I regret every moment of it! "Barney and Friends" is the show that dumbed-down Public Television for good! The show debut in 1992 and was around for 17 years...17 long years! I wish that the dinosaurs from "Jurassic Park" would eat Barney!
#4...Spongebob Squarepants
"Who lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea"? "SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS"!!! Even the theme is annoying as hell! Spongebob is just annoying, his friend Patrick has an IQ of -1, Squidward is extremely stuck-up, and many have said that Spongebob is gay. He is...gay as in lame!
#3...The Simpsons
If "The Simpsons" ended after 10 seasons, I'd like it. If "The Simpsons" ended after 13 seasons, I'd still like it. If "The Simpsons" ended after 15 seasons, I'd probably like it...but not as much as if it ended in 10-13 seasons. But "The Simpsons HASN'T ended...and probably won't! They're the Wal-Mart of Television, you can't get rid of them! I've stopped watching "The Simpsons" once the episode "Blame it on Lisa" came out. Not because of the way Brazil was stereotyped...but it lacked some Brazilian references! 60 years ago...Walt Disney went to Brazil and had a character named Joe Carioca, the Brazilians ate him up. The Simpsons couldn't even make a reference to Toucan sam? I thought they were good at using obscure references as well as popular...and that's when I lost all hope of "The Simpsons"! Just give me anything from Seth McFarlane!
#2...Any Trash-Talk Shows
Give me a Trash-Talk Show, any Trash-talk Show! And I'll give it the trash it deserves! This is a genre that my brother and sister would watch when we had days of TV watching..."Ricky Lake", "Jerry Springer", "Maury", and even "Jenny Jones"! I can't believe the hosts of the shows would pretend to feel in the end! And to tell you something else...I'm NOT fond of Oprah Winferey either! Luckily she's off-the-air now! I'm glad that I leave the room when these shows are on...and most of them are gone too!
AND NOW...
#1...Any Reality Show
What killed TV? The Reality Show! It started with "Survivor" and MTV's "The Real World", then came "Fear Factor", "American Idol", "The Amazing Race", "Big Brother", and too damn many to count! With "The Real World", it was the beginning of the end of MTV, with "Survivor"...it destroyed TV. Now TV has been bombarded with reality show after reality show. Who the hell thinks this is entertainment? And why do we even bother with originality either?
Let's just have a relity show in a Nightclub with flying nuns, two generations of characters, foam dinosaurs, wacky bad guys who yell-out "PINGAS", a family who has six kids and a sarcastic housekeeper, weird-looking child creatures, a sarcastic hero, an unfunny comedian who just says "DEE-DEE-DEE", Some never-was actors, some washed-up has beens, Annoying sponges and stupid starfishes, a Yellow-colored family that you can't get rid of even with DIP, all reviewed by a sportscaster and a trash talk-show host who like to see all of them fight!
